I wanted to try something new this week, so I decided to share some of the random trivia I've picked up over the years, combined with some random shit I made up. See if you can figure out which is which without googleing it.
*A woman once caused a two car pile up because she was shaving her pussy.
*Roald Amundsen, the first explorer to reach the south pole, wrote his
name on the pole with his piss. Thanks to Antarctica's low annual
rainfall it can still be seen today.
*The phrase "A dingo ate my baby" originated as a punchline in the Australian comedy skit show "Crikey". Unfortunately, the prop baby used in the scene was eaten by a dingo.
*A pregnant female goldfish is known as a twit.
*Moray eel's are the only non-mammalian vertebrate to lactate. They use it as a way to blind prey before killing them.
*Female ferrets die via overheating if the don't have sex while in heat.
*Bats always turn left after exiting caves.
*The reason the French call orgasms "le petit mort" is because they take 3.8 hours off of your life ever time you have one.
*There was an octopus in Germany named Otto who juggled his tank-mates, used rocks to try to break the glass in his tank, and shot water at lamps to turn them off because he didn't like being out in the light.
*The stat that every year the average person eats 5 spiders in their sleep is skewed by a group of spider farming Appalachian hill folk who have a very rare form of parasomnia which forces them to eat spiders while sleep walking. Accounting for this group the actual number is .0000000001 spiders per year.
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