I enjoyed writing the post from a little bit ago I have decided to do it again. Here are some interesting facts I found from around the web:
1: Contrary to popular belief, bats are not blind. They can see, however everything is tinted blue.
2: The First person on record to have died of laughing was a Grecian cook named Skatáton Eaf̱tósas did so upon accidentally inventing the laxative at a baccanal.
3: Ecuador is the worlds top exporter of domesticated penguins.
4: There is a breed of jumping spider that can jump so high that it dies from the resulting fall. It is known as Salticidae Conscivit.
5: President John Quincy Adams once funded an expedition to meet the mole people who lived under the Earth's crust. The trade mission failed however as mole people refuse to do buisiness with bald people. They view them as cowards, who are not to be trusted (even their hair runs away).
6: The biggest cause of accidental death in offices is the copy machine. Workers will often try to photo copy their ass and break the glass inside, which can sever the femoral artery.
7: The orange paint used to create the makeup for the oompa loompas in the original Charlie And The Chocolate Factory permanently dyed the actors orange.
8: Winston Churchill's last words were "I think I just shat on my knob".
9: Cats cannot perceive citrus odors.
10: All photographs of the Loch Ness Monster are fake as Nessie died fighting against British naval forces during Edward I's campaign to take Scotland in 1296 well before the invention of photography. The most famous photograph of "Nessie" is actually a photo of the Loch Oich monster who took up the reigns of Nessie after she died.
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